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Complaining that "Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area," several of the crucifees object to sharing their execution site with members of which other group?
Answer: Samaritans
The guard soon solves the issue in democratic fashion; "All right, hands up, all those who don't want to be crucified here." The Samaritans and Jews each considered the others as unclean, defilers of the true faith; you know, splitters.